Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Ahem excuse me

Can I have the attention of the class

For one second

Eminem]

Hi kids Do you like violence （Yeah yeah yeah ）

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids （Uh-huh ）

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did （Yeah yeah ）

Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is （Huh ）

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）

And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead "

Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red Man you wasted "

Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut （Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ）

I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off

Chorus

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Eminem]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS "

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do （Damn ）

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you ）

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh ）

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

（Dude can I get your autograph ）

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE '

Chorus

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Eminem]

Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away （Get him ）

Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die （F**k that ）

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

（Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive （Go ahead）

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

（Whoops ） Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）

I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks （C'mere）

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM （WAH ）

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS （WAHHH ）

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head （BANG ）

I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh ）

And by the way when you see my dad （Yeah ）

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is scratches Slim Shady