PeterBroderick-Wild Food
Did you know that the Dandelion has real tasty young leaves?

And those bright yellow flowers are delicious

And if you dig up the root and roast it

It sure does smell real sweet

That's what we call Dandelion Coffee

Have you ever tried a Stinging Nettle?

If you cook 'em up they don't hurt

Well I like to turn 'em into soup

Or you can pour a little boiled water on 'em, turn 'em into a tea

Well that's totally fine by me

Just as long as you get Wild Food

I want me some of that Wild Food

It's my favorite, Wild Food

Come on, dude!

There's a plant called Goose Grass or Cleavers

It'll stick to you like glue

But if you get it down it's real good for you

And I've heard it'll clean your lymphatic but I don't know what that means

I just like my wild greens

And there's one called Sea Beet

I'll bet you can guess where that grows

If ya doesn't already knows

And if you can't figure that one out well then somebody oughta tell

Tell you that you're dumb as hell

And you oughta eat some Wild Food

'Cause that'll help ya, Wild Food

It'll make ya smarter, Wild Food

Come on, dude!

There's a little plant called Wood Sorrel

It's got three heart-shaped leaves

Even the kids like the taste of that one

It's a little tart and sour like a lemon but when I see a patch

I just can't help but go over and snatch

And you can eat the whole plant of Red Clover

But the flower's my favorite part

And I've heard it's good for the heart

And speakin' of the heart, well there's no better plant than old Hawthorn

Don't be scared away by the crown Jesus worn

Well he must've liked his Wild Food

It used to be all Wild Food

But now it's rarely Wild Food

Come on, dude!

You work a job for money

You spend the money on food

And then you go to the gym and spend more money

To get rid of the food

Well how 'bout spendin' the day outside

Runnin' through the trees, now that's exercise

Fillin' up your basket, snackin' all the way

Eatin' that delicious, highly nutritious

The best food available on planet Earth, folks!

Forget about Organic! Forget about Non-GMO!

Just give me some of that Wild Food

It's all I want now, Wild Food

It's my favorite, Wild Food

Come on, dude!

Seriously folks

People look down at these plants and call 'em weeds

I say turn those pests into pesto!!!