The only one I want is you
You're every heartache I must chew
A leg a thigh it just won't do
I want to chew the all of you

That tenderloin that rump so rare
I have to rip I have to tear
Yet I will take the greatest care
To fondly lick away your fear
And when this meal d'amour is through
I'll wash you down down down
With crocodile tears.

You know I find you strangely charming.
I know you find me so disarming.
Through my steady tick is quite alarming.
To you James.

You're so romantic you're so grand.
You even let me take your hand
Oh please my Captain understand

the loving hunger is never brand

And when this meal d'amour is through
I'll wash you down down down
With crocodile tears.